There were many different ways to deal with the pollen that was currently saturating the air and driving people to the brink of madness. For Kathy and Edward, today's method involved ropes, complicated knots, and full-body harnesses.

Oh, and also a mountain. Obviously.

Ms. Parker had been happy to handwavily loan the safety equipment necessary ( Read more... )

It was good here, Warren had decided. Whatever this place was, this 'Fandom' that only knew vaguely of the years the island spent under Umbridge's rule, it was... good. A man could order himself a coffee looking the way he did without being questioned for it. Could meet a lovely blonde with a self-assured look in her eye and spend a night with her ( Read more... )

High atop Selkie Peak where the sea wind usually whistled, there was silence and stillness for a moment, as a dark cloud gathered, blown in from... who knows where. Hell? San Francisco? The Portalocity office in Moscow ( Read more... )

Selkie...

The residents of Fandom had long memories, as did Fandom herself. Long memories and many residents.

Peak!

Cove!

Peak!

Cove!

Peak!

Doink-doink!

Cove!

Chunk-chunk!

Screw this, thought Fandom, when there was enough of her remembered for her to remember she was sentient and could remember too ( Read more... )